Musty Dog
when a male straddles a female’s face on all fours and she sucks his t-st-cl-s while masturbating him with her hand.
dude, last night i walked in on katrina while she was giving perry a musty dog.
mr. chad frequently asks his employees to give him a musty dog.
terry could not resist asking for a musty dog after cutting the gr-ss.
william: hey brandi. i think we should try something new today.
brandi: like what?
william: give me a musty dog! now!
brandi: but william, you have so much hair all around your -ss and on your taint, it will be like eating a hay bale. consider shaving that monkey -ss of yours and then i will give you the best musty dog!
william: okay, i will do as you say. i may be whipped, but i’m so h-rny right now.
mr. wardrip frequently gets a musty dog on sunday afternoons.
(also frequently referred to as “getting a wathen”
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