Musty Platypus


when a girl is riding your face and then takes a sh-t on your chest, and you feeling the sh-t look down at your chest flattening the sh-t with your chin into something that resembles a platypus bill.
i was totally revenge f-cking this guy and then i gave him a musty platypus cuz he was a douche.

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