Musty stache


(n.) a wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. common in teens, mexicans, mexican teens, and in the south.
mikey: did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
chuck: yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. it was practically dripping.

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