Mutant Bastard Period Babies
when a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male -j-c-l-t-s into the same drain, the egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a mutant b-st-rd period baby. in order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature must remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. also known as: mbpb’s. these mbpb’s have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. in third world countries they acc-mulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. many mbpb’s have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. they have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. ginger mbpb’s, which are fertilized by either a ginger sperm or ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. the only clean way to eradicate an mbpb is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
“i have jacked it so much down the drain that i have to be the father of so many mutant b-st-rd period babies”
“jesus you smell so bad! did you f-ck an mbpb?”
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