Mutants at table 9


people who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from adam sandler’s famous tirade in the movie “the wedding singer”
now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

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