Mute Eating
trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.
lucy: -asleep with her head resting on john’s shoulder-
john: -picks up a taco from his left and bites into it-
lucy: -wakes up- shhh i’m trying to sleep…
john: -takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise-
lucy: you’re terrible at mute eating.
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