Mute Grab
a masturbatory technique. for a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. the increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. this style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.
my new penthouse came in the mail yesterday–i pulled a hammy when i went for a mute grab!
a masturbatory technique. for a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. the increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. this style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.
my new penthouse came in the mail yesterday–i pulled a hammy when i went for a mute grab!
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