Muthafuckémon
the baddest pokemon of em all. if you catch m-th-f-ckémon, it’s likely while he’s banging some b-tches or teaching one of his hos a lesson
m-th-f-ckémon is easily recognized by his huge c-ck, not to be mistaken for a tail. he kinda resembles a big black bear because he wears a fury–ss black pimp coat.
in 2006, pokémon usa introduced m-th-f-ckémon in an affirmative action campaign. they’ve since regretted this decision.
oh sh-t, who dat over der bangin eevee? oh sh-t, it’s m-th-f-ckémon
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