muthafukjonson


a. phrase used when highly dissapointed, irrated or upset after expections have not been met.
origin: afghani with broken english(aka the kid) uses this phrase when proper english term can not come to mind.
b. nickname given to people who constantly dissapoint or fail at all tasks.

c. when no other word comes to mind, mothaf-kjonson!
term used by hundreds of us military and contractors alike on undisclosed base in afghanistan
tim: hey kid, you have my car ready yet?
the kid: no, m-th-f-kjonson!, 3 oclock come back

brian: you get those papers on i left on your desk?

jesse: m-th-f-kjonson!

phil: watch me make this shot,(misses shot) m-th-f-kjonson!

rob: hey man you got 2 flat tires.
dan: m-th-f-kjonson!

Read Also:

  • Fish Lock

    1. a state of random and spontaneous de-animation. 2. an organic state of being defunct or inoperative. 3. disease of fish, when fish seem to be frozen mid-swim in the middle of the tank without moving up or down. unaffected by stimuli. 1. “dude what’s wrong with your fish?” “oh, it has fish lock”

  • Bronx Bigot

    the bronx bigot is a racist conservative person who despite living among the liberal cultural diversity that is the bronx, remains a bitter caucasian-centric. hence the irony that is the bronx bigot. commonly refers to people by their racial slur behind their backs except if in the presence of a large black man for instance. […]

  • fishiscious

    fishy and suspicious. “the way she knew how to get him to do tht was fishiscious.”

  • fake pally

    1.exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies . 2.pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it. 3.a response to something incredulous or stupid. welhamite 1: “mr. lahiri just got fired!” welhamite 2: “what? fake pally!?” welhamite 1: “tu kitna super awesome hai yar!” welhamite 2: “zyada fake pally mat ban! chutiya kahin ka…”

  • Faketrish

    when two or more people converse in a random manner. an unknown subject is usually brought up, and even if the people partic-p-ting in the conversation don’t know what the subject means, they continue to add thoughts and everyone goes along acting like it’s real. person 1- “oh, there goes the soup cracker bird, peddling […]


Disclaimer: muthafukjonson definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.