Muttles



the small and adorable puppy plush brand created by gail tilden from her home in woodinville. they can be found in target stores, toys r us, wallgreens, rite aid, bartell drugs, fred meyers, and specialty stores. they can also be purchased online.
kid: i want more muttles!!
mom: ok! they’re so cute and affordable, why the heck not!
to s-xaully mean anything.
i want to muttle all over ur body!
i would so want to muttle on ur lips right now!

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