mutton dagger


meat stick; my wife’s best friend; yoghurt cannon.
you should’a seen her face when i stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, w-lly, p-n-s.
i’ve got ‘ludo’ tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says ‘llandudno’.
a name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
jenny: that is the biggest mutton dagger i have ever seen!
chris: why, thank you!

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