mutually assured

normally heard in the context of `mutually -ssured destruction`; when something is mutually -ssured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. this phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually -ssured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.
hindsight is always 20-20
but looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy
speak of mutually -ssured destruction?
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– megadeth, _sweating bullets_
an agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.
it was mutually -ssured by yo mama and i that you’re a h-m-.
when ur “mutually -ssured it means that as of now u and the negro next to u knows that ur both packin heat and that he pulled on u u could pull right back on him
the skinny white man with a shotgun in his trench coat was mutually -ssured by the large black man next to him that he was not goin down without a fight
a term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. if event a happens, then event b will certainly follow. most commonly used in the phrase “mutually -ssured destruction,” which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a “mutually -ssured” retaliatory nuclear-based attack…although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.
“if i go down on you, it d-mn well better be mutually -ssured that you’ll be sucking my c-ck afterwards.”
to feel safe because others feel the same way
peer support
feel the same as someone
now that i’m mutually -ssured i’ll do the driveby with u boys
when both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.
by engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually -ssured a wild climax.
collective agreement. more than one thing acting together to ensure something happening
the spanking of the n-z-‘s was mutually -ssured by the allies.