a person of the muslim faith lacking all common sense. a muslim who displays signs of tardity.

a combination of the word “muslim” (a believer in islam who refuses to integrate into american society) and the word “tard” (to delay). therefore, a muztard is an object of ridicule for two reasons.
emily: dude, why is your new roommate standing outside in the rain wearing a sheet?

brad: didn’t you know, he’s muztard.

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