muzzak


a term defining any type of music heard inside an elevator, super market, or coffee shop.
“gah! someone stop this horrendous muzzak!”

“at least when the elevator breaks loose and starts plummeting towards the earth below we will be dancing and flailing and acting as jovial as possible whilst listening to our muzzak”

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