Muzzleloader

1. the act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner’s -n-s, and “packing” the chew into a partner’s -n-l cavity.-

2. may also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one’s -n-s with their thumb.-

-(each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the -n-s to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
1. i gave a b-tch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.

2. whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, i like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry skoal.
the vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate’s mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your p-n-s. your mate’s mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your p-n-s acts as the ramrod. hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. if you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a civil war commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as “prime!” “draw ramrods!” “ram down the cartridge!” and “fire!”
dan: bro, i hired a civil war commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as i performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last thursday.

mike: did she projectile vomit?

dan: h-ll yeah!

mike: nice!
when you are doing a chick in the -ss, right after you pull out her -n-s is still expanded and you insert your dip into her -n-s then stick your d-ck in and continue. hence you are loading the muzzle.
i was bored so i muzzle loaded that b-tch!

my pledge name is muzzle loader
the act of using your erect p-n-s to stuff your friends nuts into a b-tch’s mouth.
“me and my bro gave some b-tch the muzzle loader last night! she was gagging on his b-lls and my d-ck!”
the act of having v-g-n-l/-n-l s-x with a partner and using your semi-erect p-n-s (ram rod) to shove your t-st-cl-s (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (once your t-st-cl-s are in the desired hole, you may also put your p-n-s in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)
“bro! last night i totally gave this haggard chick the muzzle loader in my car! i wasn’t shooting blanks either!
a muzzle loader is when you are doing a chick from behind and then pull out and put your dip in her p-ssy and keep going.
jameel: i did the muzzle loader to a chick yesterday.

brent: you f-cker. you wasted dip on that c-nt.
during gay s-x, one man takes a sh-t in the other mans -n-s. (see alabama hot pocket) the man who took a sh-t then f-cks the other man in the -n-s. the man who was f-cked in the -n-s then expels the packed-in feces out of his -n-s, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.
matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

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