MVE
mve stands for my virgin ears
it’s used as a way for virgins to get out of hearing their s-xually active friends talking about s-x, or to end a conversation referencing anything s-xual in nature.
person 1: johnny was a devil in bed last night. he messed me so bad—
person 2: mve!
person 1: wow this sausage is so big! i love big sausages.
person 2: mve
moseley
village
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person 1:i will get mve on you!
person 2:d…d..dont please they’d kill me!!
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