MWB
mother with benefits. similar to milf or cougar. an older, motherly figure who can provide a partner (typically a young male) with the benefits of comfort, care, kindness and s-x.
guy 1: dude, i’m really missing home right now
guy 2: why?
guy 1: well, i miss my mom’s cooking and hugs and my girlfriend
guy 2: let’s go to the grocery store and find you an mwb!
guy 1: what’s that?
guy 2: a mother with benefits!!
main white b-tch.
usually referred to someone who is black and is bestfriends with someone who is white.
person 1: who is that brunette with her?
person 2: that’s her mwb.
person 1: mwb?
person 2: main white b-tch. her white ride or die
person 1: oh! well her mwb is pretty hot.
memory w-nk bank (mwb). the content of a dude’s head. all those pictures of chicks that a dude can call up from memory to -ssist in a good w-nking session.
dude 1: “d’ya see milfy sue bending over?”
dude 2: “fo shizzle, dawg! great -ss. i could dig it!”
dude 1: “aye! one for the mwb.”
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