mature woman i’d like to f-ck.
a childless woman, 35 or older, who you’d like to f-ck.
d-mn, did you see that mwilf?
- nuclear winter
the ecological and environmental devastation that would follow a nuclear war. it is often disputed whether the result would be very hot or very cold. most scientists agree, nuclear winter would – at first – be very very hot. then oh sooooo cold. brrrr. example 1: our hotel room was so hot last night, it […]
the best p-rn site ever. you can even watch full p-rn movies for free. what more do you ask? john: “i couldn’t jerk off because redtube’s videos are so short.” me: “go to empflix.com”
it means to be epically fantastic. when i jumped off that 25 foot tree into the pool that was eptastic.
- queef scab
when a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her p-ssy area. oh noes!! my queef cut my p-ssy!!!111 zomg!!!1 now i have a queef scab!11
when two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other’s v-g-n-l opening. the second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. this continues until both v-g-n-s are completely full of fishy air. female 1: “i’m really bored. do you want to watch a movie?” female 2: “only after we […]