my anus
the answer to every question in the known universe.
dude, where is everyone?
in my -n-s.
ur-n-s’ stinky, rhoid’ ridden sister planet. characterized, like jupiter, with a big red spot.
william herschel thought he had discovered rings around my-n-s in 1787; it was just a really bad case of hemorrhoids.
the small, virgin opening in my body.(never to be probed)
yo, you aint neva gonna tap my -n-s.
n. 1. not your -n-s!
2. a small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if i’m some sort of alien) of my -ss.
taking a trip to my -n-s is more dangerous than climbing mt everest.
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