my battery is low


the graceful way to get out of an awkward cell phone conversation.
johnny: so uhm…yea. ahh. do you like…the beatles?
you: woops! sorry, my battery is low. see you tomorrow
what you say when you turn on your smart phone.
i just got this smart phone and my battery is low. d-mn, i just charged it this morning.

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