my boyfriend lives in Canada
usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, although sometimes true for some desperate people.
usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
guy: still having trouble finding the right guy?
girl: my boyfriend lives in canada
guy: wow like i haven’t heard that before, you’re really sad.
girl: i’m serious i met him online!
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