My boyfriend pulled a Joel
a phrase used when a guy ‘rainchecks’ his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: “my boyfriend pulled a joel on me today!”
friend 2: “aww, i’m sorry to hear that.”
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- non-violent
adj. without violence (exp. non-violent protest) you can slap hippies all day for fun cause they are non-violent people.
- noobiful
a noob so pretty that he/she is noobiful. “don’t hate me cuz i’m noobiful.”
- The Billy Cundiff
the act of using sm-gm- as lube while ravishing the puss puss until completion then proceeding to lick the cheesy substance out for a midnight snack. joey flacco uses the billy cundiff on his wife while teaching his children his “moves”.
- The Breakfast Fuck
you f-ck someone (male or female) in the -ss while eating waffles off their back. “i totally wanna bring that girl home and do the breakfast f-ck with her”
- The Chiz
the male form when resembling the chiseled body of a greek g-d. a physique that looks to be chiseled from stone. “looks like you been hittin the gym brah?!” “yeah, you mirin’ the chiz?”