my dirty dm’s
my dirty dm’s is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of instagram. whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man f-cking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. these also consist of a lot of spongebob memes.
when i looked at my dirty dm’s i -rg-smed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.
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