my face is slightly damp


an expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. as if meaning, (sarcasticly) ‘i’m so scared.’
you smell.
– ohhh… my face is slightly damp

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