my first mustache


a thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. a fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. also known as a “crustache”.
dude, bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he’s been sporting since the 9th grade. that camaro look is completely shot.

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