My First Whale
a legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in berkeley, california. there is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. it is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. it costs approximately $39.99.
“do you know what i saw in that smoke shop?”
“…what?”
“my first whale!!!”
“b f-cks hardcore with video cameras and ‘my first whale’!”
“man, that’s the sh-t!”
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