my foot
an exclamation that means that one believes the previous speaker’s statement to be untrue. synonyms include my -ss, bullsh-t, horse sh-t, yeah right, get out of here, and “if i do say, my dear chap, i find your previous statement to be rather hard to believe.”
dad: “young lady, it’s 2 in the morning! where have you been?”
daughter: “um, i was just over at rick’s house.”
dad: “my foot! what were you really doing?”
daughter: “i was at his house for the big keg party. his parents were out of town.”
dad: “my foot!”
daughter: “so we had a kegstand contest and i won! 53 seconds! then to celebrate i took 4 or 5 vodka shots.”
dad: “my foot!”
daughter: “then i got in the bathroom and the guys lined up outside, and you know how that goes… then the h-ll’s angels showed up, then about half of the pittsburgh steelers football team… my jaw is so tired.”
dad: “my foot!”
daughter: “wow dad those are some nice new shoes, they would look really good on – ”
dad: “my foot!”
daughter: “yeah. well anyway steve was nice enough to stay sober and drive me home.”
dad: “now that i believe, but the rest of your story was bullsh-t! you were really at the library, weren’t you?”
daughter: “yes, i was. i was studying for my history test on monday.”
dad: “i am so disappointed in you! go to your room!”
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