My Friend the Comet
a crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. the website, which home screen reads “my friend the comet” contains links to various f-cked up videos. the url is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn’t end with .com or .org. the videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a bas-m-nt have an alligator bite and tear up her v-g-n-, leaving a bl–dy mess. probably the sickest site out there
dude, did you see all those gross videos on my friend the comet??
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