my goatse brings all the boys to the yard


the power that a man with a large gaping -sshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. see g–ts- for details.
mortal: wow! – your -sshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bl–dy stool and rotting fishheads. can i touch?

g–ts- man: tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. lo! – my -sshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

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