My Last Request Group Limited
my last request group limited are an e-commerce company based in ireland who offer a service to people that enables them to record their private wishes and last requests regarding funeral arrangements,location of personal papers,small bequeaths,and other related data,which can be stored on the groups database and updated as the subscriber requires by entering their own p-ssword, giving them access to their own personal home pages(p.h.p.)
i would like mike to have my watch
i would like to have my body frozen
i would not like flowers
i would like rock music played(queen)
i never liked mary
i would like john to look after my dog.
more examples at my last request group limited.
full details available at www.mylastrequest.biz
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