my moms a lesbian
what happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? you get a f-cked up childhood. children with more than two moms tend to hate “your mom” jokes, and the questions that follow them, like “which one?” lesbians, as we all know, are s-x crazy mother f-ckers. imagine having to live with that. and you know when your one mom is on her period, and she’s a raging b-tch? imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
ben: hey logan, your mom is a lesbian. ha.
logan: my moms a lesbian. but at least i have a mom you choch.
ben:… can i have one?
logan: for 10.99 a month, she’s yours.
ben: any price is worth the gift of motherhood
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