My Nugget
my nugget is sooooo f-cken adoable , i dont know what i would do with out him :- hes amazing in bed , and treehouses. he’s the bestest friend you will ever have 🙂 the bestest boyfriend i have and will ever have !!! he will someday be my husband. he’s funny , sweet and knows how to treat his girl right. he is a freak but thats okay cause he’s my freak. he’s the most best person you will ever meet and you will never stop thinking about him once you do meet him. he’s cute as f-ck. and is my first true love <3 but back off cause he's mine. 🙂 i love you my nugget
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