my penis just turned into a giraffe


when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.
in a club
john- “aren’t these beats amazing”
bill-“yeah, my p-n-s just turned into a giraffe”

at a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch’s it without spilling any beer
tom- “holy sh-t that was amazing”
mike- “my p-n-s just turned into a giraffe”

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