my precious


what smeagol calls the one ring of power. he thinks it belongs to him. in fact everyone who ever aquires it becomes madly posessive of it (because it is magic and affects their mind). it really belongs to sauron tho.
it came to me, my own, my love, myyy preccccccciiiouuuussss
umm… something that smeagol/gollum says… also what eri says a lil too much..

my precious is like, my precious. like gaby is obsessed with his guitar.
gaby: -holding guitar- myyy prreeciiouuusss.. -clutches closer- myyyy prrreeeccccciiousssss!!!

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