my two nutz


used for “calling out” either a lie, a fact or simply to add emphasis to a statement. also used to strategically end a conversation by utterly laying the story teller aghast at what was just yelled. can be used as a simile, comparison, meteph-r- between a person/place/thing and a persons nuts.

discovered in roatan, bay islands, honduras. being introduced to the usa via cali and minnesota
#1: you think 50 cent’s a gangsta?
#2: my two nutz! = that’s a lie!

#1: so there i was…blahblahblah…
#2: my two nutz! lets get some drink-a-lation on b!

#1: my two nutz are phat’er then that lambo

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