Myers

(as first name) meaning intelligent bad–ss whose one pet peeve is putting up with incompetence and other people’s sh-t.
“man he came to work acting like a myers today, he showed tommy from accounting whats up. about time he showed some b-lls, he might be cool after all.”
last name of any various white masked knife weilding bad m-th-r -uckers.
“its michael myers!”
jewish word for g-d.
in all; most religions, there is a higher power believedf in, for guidance, most typical a myer.
a tall hotel manager named gary myers who is a glorified bellman. looks like joe flaherty aka “the count” from sctv. also, has a tendency of sleeping with female employees, and smokes 20 cigarretes an hour. has a cult of people called the “myerettes who follow him around the hotel like a bunch of salivating dogs.
you are a dork. a real myers
tall, skinny emo kid that loves taking back sunday and has the coolest girlfriend in the world. has add and is always sad, and likes to talk on the phone with lianna, and they just cry and cry in the dark while listening to thursday, sunny day real estate, tbs, the ataris, and brand new.
“myers, you f-cking emo kid.” -tom nuzzie

“why don’t you just cry about it, myers?” -lianna
some sort of emo child who plays b-ss and likes taking back sunday and has emo notebooks everywhere in his closet

also see: “i’ll bring the camera”
i love emo…and sweaters…oh lianna cry with me…now!
the annoying sh-t who learned to run fast from past experiences with n-gg-rs, in this case they did catch him hence his squeaky/grating voice.
thinks he has mates when in fact he is very hated and on many peoples h-t list.
“why you scratchin myers?”… “because im itchy!”