Mykaela


a girl that is s-xually attracted to toast, preferrably jellied with jam made from the rare sundomucky grape from italy. asian boys, particularly middle eastern, find her extremely attractive because of her fascination with the biological process of mitosis.

do not approach a mykaela in the wild while feasting on toast or reading about mitosis. immediately contact your local animal control.
1) that mykaela sure has good taste in toast.

2) asian boy: daaaaang that mykaela sure loves mitosis…mmmm…

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