mylaysia
mylaysia is that b-tch, one of kind. she can be caring and loving when she want to. mylaysia’s tend to be ski. once you mess her over she done with you. she can be loyal when she wants to. she loves attention. she beautiful and unique.
get you a mylaysia, they’re amazing .
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