mylf
mom you’d like to f-ck. just like milf except it removed you from the wanting to f-ck her. useful for talking about relatives you wouldn’t actually want to f-ck.
my mom’s a mylf, dumb-ss.
mom you’d like to f— – milf in the first person. if a woman is a milf, her shirt would read “mylf” because the term is directed to the viewer.
bobby’s mom: i’m a mylf
teen guy: you certainly are a milf!
bascially the same as milf (mother i’d like to f-ck) but a different point of view.
girl 1: what’s with the staring today? do i have something stuck on ym -ss or am i just a mylf?
girl 2: you’re definitely a milf!
(pr-nounced mulf) a mom you’d like to f-ck that no one else would touch no matter how many beers they have had
justin: “rosie o’donnell is so hot”
dan: “all you man, she is a total mylf”
man you’d like to f-ck. works the same way milf does.
said by a guy: i am a mylf
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