Riding the Cloth
having to ride in coach cl-ss when you are normally able to ride in first (with the comfortable leather seating and sp-cious leg room).
dude – i couldn’t get upgraded to first on my flight today and was stuck riding the cloth with everyone else. the guy in front of me threw his seat all the way back and crushed my legs.
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