mypower porn
going to a girl(s) mysp-ce and copy/pasting the hottest pictures of them to a powerpoint so you can make a slide show, put it on auto change and jack off to it.
aey: “what’s the most pathetic thing you’ve done lately?”
bee: “remember that cute -ss girl i met at the gig?”
aey: “yeah”
bee: “i was on her page last night and i ended up making mypower p-rn”
aey: ” haha, you’re a sad b-st-rd.”
bee: “yeah, but she’s bomb eh?”
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