Myrmidon
a berkeley slang idealizing friendship among non-fraternal brothers.
forged under the heat of blood and sand, achilles’ warriors were legendary for their enormous appet-te for all things war, wine, and women. the brotherhood of myrmidons is but a legend whispered beneath the beds of sleeping couples, but to bestow an individual of this prestigious t-tle is to recognize their worth in friendship, brotherhood, and gangland warfare.
myrmidon, tonight we dine in berkeley, tonight we bind the wh-r-s to the thrusts of our swords, and flood the streets of this picturesque town in a sea of our milk.
someone who is a skilled bad -ss and pwnz it up with his 1337 skillz in all sorts of fields but excels in battle. brave and skilled warriors.
person 1: “you see that kid over there? i heard he’s frailbody.”
person 2: “nah chill, he’s definitely a myrmidon.”
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