Myspace Baller

someone who uses mysp-ce or facebook to make themselves look alot more successful then they really are. many mysp-ce ballers are wannabe rappers, producers or dj’s. these people have thousands of friends on their mysp-ce page. many of these digital friends are celebrities like jay-z and kanye west. their mysp-ce pages always feature elaborately designed alb-m and or mixtape covers and professional g’d up photography. their pages often feature photos with large amounts of cash and such.

however, these mysp-ce ballers are broke as f-ck in real life. when you see these mysp-ce ballers in person, you are surprised that they don’t even have a car and live in a stinky little apartment with their mother at age 28. mysp-ce ballers main income comes from working at fast food restaurants and selling poor quality bud on the side.
yo, you known dj quan right? i seen him dj’ing on tv like a year and half ago. yeah but when i seen him a week ago, he was working 60 hours a week at safeway and sh-t. he tried to sell me some seedy dirt -ss bud too. i was like nah, i’m not smoking that sh-t. that n-gg- don’t even got a car. but when i see his mysp-ce page he looks like a bonafide baller. he’s such a mysp-ce baller. i don’t fault him though because times are hard. america is facing the great depression part 2.