MySpace champion


one who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their mysp-ce page. often these people have a m-ssive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. mysp-ce champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.
normal guy #1 – “did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus cl-ss has a mysp-ce? it’s actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!”

normal guy #2 – “oh yeah, that’s kayla. she’s actually kind of a loser, i don’t think she has any real friends.”

normal guy #1 – “i guess she’s just another mysp-ce champion…”

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