myspace envy

the feeling one recieves after viewing a friend’s mysp-ce and seeing how popular they are.

the mysp-ce user is usually quiet in school and makes good grades. they are generally percieved as virgins or a goody-goody. the unaware friend gets the users mysp-ce name and adds them to their friends list. then the unimaginable happens: the “innocent” friend has pics of herself in bathing suits, short shorts, bras, and thongs with captions like “hit iit from da back” or “hoez fall dah f-ck back” also they have like 2500 friends (96% are older males). the jealous friend then tries to step up there mysp-ce picture game but they can’t compete with their friend. the stunned friend then becomes enraged with thoughts of “whats wrong with my page?” and “why dont i have 200 picture comments?” with the stunned friend felling inadequate they close their account. now every time they see the friend they are consumed with thoughts of anger and mysp-ce envy!!
unaware friend:amanda is such a nice innocent girl
amanda:here unaware friend..check out my mysp-ce
-unaware friend going to amanda’s mysp-ce-
unaware friend:what…this hoe has lyke 4ooo friend
im so depressed know..i think i’ll shut my mysp-ce down
-next day at school-
unaware friend now has a severe case of mysp-ce envy and hopes amanda’s computer will crash

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