myspace hooka
a person who likes to be on mysp-ce about fourteen out of twenty-four hours a day. they are preferbley women but can be those “emo gentlemen”. they are on so much these side affects may accur: eating disorders, sudden nudity, insomnia, lack of social activity, accept computer friends. they usually love to take pictures of themselves a little bit to much and are usually half naked during most of these pictures and make p-rnographic faces or acts. leading a “mysp-ce hooka life” is not a way to live, it is worst then doing heroine and even acts of prost-tution, but it is however a great way to make false friends that you will never really have a relationship wif.
julia: “tiffany gurrl c’mon i came over here to go to da clubs and b-mp and grind and geet boozed out of my mind and you’ve been checking yo mysp-ce for 4 hours now and you didn’t even get ready..you look like a 5 dollar hoe.”
tiffany: “you just trippin’ i just posted a new picture and i need to get at least five comments in an hour and one friend request or my reputation will be ruined!”
julia: “whatev hoe you ain’t nothing but a mysp-ce hooka, i’m leaving trick i wanna get my freak-a-leak on and i can’t do that with you attatched to that d-mn computer peace b–tch!”
tiffany: “your just hatin’ ’cause i gots mo friends than you do and i’m pretty and i ain’t got a weeve sl-t!”
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