myspace magic
when a person looks better in their mysp-ce pictures than they do in real life.
dan: “that chick i saw on mysp-ce is so hot.”
john: “don’t get your hopes up, it’s just mysp-ce magic.”
when your on mysp-ce, open a bulletin, and it says the following:
repost or your mother will be abducted by haitians!
or
send to five friends or a ghost will rape your dog!
and my favorite
repost or you wont have s-x till your 57 no joke
i don’t believe in mysp-ce magic.
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