myspace pose


the pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their ]webcam] for their mysp-ce page. religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
instructions on how to create the my sp-ce pose:
1. position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. don’t smile. this rule must be obeyed. extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. post it and watch your popularity boom.

mysp-ce poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.
i’ve never been popular on mysp-ce. maybe if i do the mysp-ce pose i will finally be accepted for who i am.
getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website mysp-ce, almost every user has this same pose.
wow! that girl’s getting really into that mysp-ce pose!

position:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips
the pose you see on mypsace, usually a fat chick, trying to hide her fat by looking up at the camera, thus not showing her two to three chins.
her mysp-ce pose made me believe she was a super model, but when i met her in real life she was super sized.
the most commonly used pose for mysp-ce poses, cliché especially in many teenage girls. typically shows lips in a pout, and them making a peace sign. the picture is mostly taken from a downward pointing angel, or in the bathroom. often photoshopped.
omg, kelly’s new profile picture is so cl-ssic mysp-ce pose, how unoriginal.

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