Myspace Valentine


1. n. my-sp-ce val-en-tine – one or more persons who meet each other on mysp-ce right before valentines day, and begin dancing with their words in a mutual-virtual-romantic-awareness…

–the reason for becoming a mysp-ce valentine and not a real valentine is because, although the two individuals are infatuated with each other, they are physically incapable of having an actual face-to-face meeting, due to constraints of geography/time/money/etc. – thus resulting in a humorous approach, where one of them asks the other if (she) will be (his) mysp-ce valentine, obviously because (he) is interested in (her). ahem.

2. n. — not simply a scapegoat or a “cushion” if you will for not having a real relationship, and definitely nothing to be regarded as “shallow” because of it’s immediate relation to “mysp-ce”

–anyone with a decent i.q. or a soul would note the authenticity and sincerity of a mysp-ce valentine, seeing as how it carries an intriguing aura of mysterious energy, which also leaves open a positive future outlook of

“possibly something more”

this seems very comical at first… but then becomes absurdly real… later.

good luck my urban addictionary word-smiths. have a happy mysp-ce valentines day!
1. “aww! of course i will be your mysp-ce valentine. n-body has ever asked me that before…you will be a first! (well, nor have i ever poetically dueled anyone before either…i must admit that was kind of hot –and also a first” said kristi right before her and bryan began engaging in one of the most timeless virtual-kisses the imagination and mysp-ce had ever witnessed…”

2. bryan began day-dreaming about his my sp-ce valentine and wondered if she was thinking the same thoughts he was… and even began checking his mysp-ce account with periodical interest, just in case.

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