mystery cheese


a unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. can be spread or dipped. synon: sm-gm-.
oh… this a tasty chip dip. — “thank you. it is mystery cheese! i made it myself!”

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